My Plan for the Future Part I (How to Save America's Economy)

Plato said:

"Slavery is essential for the economy to thrive."

Slavery has been around for centuries, millennia even. Many years ago it was an integral, non-discriminatory aspect of Greek and Roman society, and it was probably the best thing about Egypt. A couple hundred years ago, it was around in America, utilizing the Africans to they're fullest potential for booming economic growth in the South.

It is present today in the form of life's greatest pleasure. The sex trade industry is lucrative and always growing. Every day, another deserving man gets to enjoy the wonders of sex, due to the generous efforts of pimps all over the world. Each year, millions of workers are recruited and billions of dollars are made. (If you don't already own any underground stock in this business, I suggest you buy in now by clicking here.)  The slave traders take silly women who aren't really doing anything with there little lives and make them useful. Sounds great, right?

Well, I think that here in America we should implement the old ways once again, only with things other than sex. We can simultaneously solve population problems in Asia and economic problems here in the all-mighty U.S. of A. by recruiting workers from densely populated areas like India, and the flatlands of China. We can take the children of the brothels in India and give them menial task work to do, like cleaning houses, harvesting corn and filing papers.

The first step is to conquer the land, which the Bush Administration started in the vulnerable Middle East, but we still have a long way to go. China is a tough adversary; the Chinese are a synchronized mass of rough and godless people who are very skilled in the martial arts. We need support from every man, woman and child to make this work. Sign my petition to lobby by clicking here.