Little Known Facts

• Jesus is actually pronounced Hayzoos. He was named after the Roman God Zeus. On a lesser note, Joseph is actually pronounced Hoseph.

• Elvis Presley DID die. But he will come back when the world ends and save everyone who believed that he never died.

• John Lennon killed Elvis and then died of karma.

• Jesus is a member of the GAY community.

• GAY stands for Guys Against the YMCA. 

• Jesus is against the YMCA because it promotes homosexuality.

• To digress, Animal Collective sounds like someone with down syndrome trying to make music.