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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Matrilineage is stupid and this guy is a genius.

So, you may have heard about the man in Florida who took his wife's name, and is now being accused of fraud.  I have a few things to say about this.

First off, he is obviously committing fraud, because no real man would ever take a woman's name.  That's disgusting.  Girls our supposed to take are names because they probably can't even spell there own.  Also, how will we pass property down to our sons if they have the wrong name?  Then no one would no who to give the stuff to.  And I'm not talking about hairbrushes and makeup and stuff that women have (and by extension its her husband's anyways), I mean like money and real estate, you know, man stuff.

Secondingly, this guy is clearly an illegal immigrant who took his wife's name so he could stay here in the best cuntry.  Its kind of genious because no one should suspect that he would take his lady's name.  I think that just because he is so smart that we should let him stay.