Free Sex for Hubert Blackman

THIS ATROCITY really happened! Hubert Blackman, an American Hero, paid a prostitute $275 for a lap dance and a sex act inside the time frame of an hour. She left after half an hour. How can such a deserving man as Hubert Blackman not get the time he paid for with a hooker? How DARE the police ALMOST ARREST HIM??? This is an outrage!!! When you partake in illegal activity, you expect to not get ripped off right? And as long as this is America, I expect the cops to back me up on this one. Our stunning protagonist, Hubert Blackman, is suing the escort agency for 1.8 million and a refund, but I personally think he is entitled to 1.8 billion. And furthermore, I demand free sex for Hubert Blackman!

FREE SEX FOR HUBERT BLACKMAN


Battlecry. Not the sissy kind of cry. Not for sissies. We must join forces together and protest the rich and powerful escort agency to win back rights for Hubert Blackman, and, for all of us. Americans.

*Justice. A dish best served hot and wet.*

What I Think of Strippers

Strippers can suck my cock because I hate them. There just women who couldnt find a husband. Either because they are ugly or they have some sort of personality flaw, like opinionated or there a whore. A lot of them are whores. I will give them 50 bucks to suck my cock every time I go to a strip club. I got kicked out of the last club I went to because I started fingering a girl and then she slapped me in the face and told the manager and that little bitch kicked me in the nutsack! How could she! I mean what a floozy! And I told the manager, "Who are you gonna believe, me, or some stripper floozy who whores around for a living?" at which point the bouncers picked me up and carried me outside and threw me out on the curb. Strippers can suck my cock.