Gun Control

Hi Guyz, Im here to talk to you about gun control and gun safety.  Then #1 rule about gun safety is always have control over your gun.  If your gun starts talking back at you t hen you need to backhand it becuz you need to show it who is the boss.

I think we need to remember something about guns: they don't kill people, people do.  The problem is that sometimes the wrong people are killed, like those kids in Connecticut.  I'll be damned if the government takes away my guns, so we just need to make sure that in the future the victims look more like this.  We don't want the wrong type of people thinking they run shit.

So, what we need to do instead of giving guns to adults is start giving guns to the children.  Remember: Children are the future, so that means that they can choose which of their peers make it to the future, like a social contract.  If one kid is being a little bitch, then he or she (hopefully she, because men get killed way more than women by guns.  To fix this problem, we need to kill more women with guns) will get shot.  Problem solved!  Also, kids haven't had much of a chance to go insane yet, so we can just nip that in the bud, and our mental health issues will be solved as well.

Good day.