Matrilineage is stupid and this guy is a genius.

So, you may have heard about the man in Florida who took his wife's name, and is now being accused of fraud.  I have a few things to say about this.

First off, he is obviously committing fraud, because no real man would ever take a woman's name.  That's disgusting.  Girls our supposed to take are names because they probably can't even spell there own.  Also, how will we pass property down to our sons if they have the wrong name?  Then no one would no who to give the stuff to.  And I'm not talking about hairbrushes and makeup and stuff that women have (and by extension its her husband's anyways), I mean like money and real estate, you know, man stuff.

Secondingly, this guy is clearly an illegal immigrant who took his wife's name so he could stay here in the best cuntry.  Its kind of genious because no one should suspect that he would take his lady's name.  I think that just because he is so smart that we should let him stay.

Gun Control

Hi Guyz, Im here to talk to you about gun control and gun safety.  Then #1 rule about gun safety is always have control over your gun.  If your gun starts talking back at you t hen you need to backhand it becuz you need to show it who is the boss.

I think we need to remember something about guns: they don't kill people, people do.  The problem is that sometimes the wrong people are killed, like those kids in Connecticut.  I'll be damned if the government takes away my guns, so we just need to make sure that in the future the victims look more like this.  We don't want the wrong type of people thinking they run shit.

So, what we need to do instead of giving guns to adults is start giving guns to the children.  Remember: Children are the future, so that means that they can choose which of their peers make it to the future, like a social contract.  If one kid is being a little bitch, then he or she (hopefully she, because men get killed way more than women by guns.  To fix this problem, we need to kill more women with guns) will get shot.  Problem solved!  Also, kids haven't had much of a chance to go insane yet, so we can just nip that in the bud, and our mental health issues will be solved as well.

Good day.