Hello fellow Earthlings,
I've been on an outer space mission to the Moon for a little over a year. I would have posted on here during that time, but I was enjoying myself and I didn't want to bother with you guys and your problems. You humans could solve them all so easily, but you refuse to take the necessary measures. I've learned some troubling facts about the Best Cuntry America. The leaders of this cuntry should follow my advice so we can effectively terminate the problem: obamacare. Notice that I did not capitalize obama. This is meant to denote a lack of respect. *
The main reason that obamacare sucks is becuz it requires everybody to have health care. This is bad becuz then if everybody has health care, people will not die. Now of course, we don't want everybody to die, but we want many of the poor people to die, so we don't want them to have access to medical supplies and expertise. And Jesus forbid that they actually become doctors! Jesus has told me himself that he actually does not want poor people to go to college becuz then they will not follow orders from their superiors and instead will make their own decisions. We can't let that happen becuz everybody knows that peasants will just mess up there own lives and everybody else's if their allowed to do that. They should live short lives of watching television and performing menial labor.
*I just want to clear a few things up about obama. He was actually born in the U.S., but the reason he should not be eligible for presidency is because he is black and muslim. Being black is bad enough but not believing in Jesus Our Savior? He obviously has no morals and is an incompetent leader.
